Kurt Vonnegut Jr. was an American science fiction writer best known for his novel, Slaughterhouse-Five.
Born in 1922, Vonnegut was the youngest child of Kurt Vonnegut Sr. and his wife, Edith. They were a wealthy family, thanks to his father’s architectural firm and his mother’s family’s brewery. However, during the Great Depression, Vonnegut’s family was greatly affected, especially Edith.
At the age of 21, he enlisted in the army. Months later, Vonnegut was sent to Europe as an intelligence scout but was then captured by German armed forces. He was taken to Dresden and survived the bombing of the city by hiding in the meat locker of slaughterhouse three stories down.
After the war, Vonnegut returned home and married his high school girlfriend, Jane Cox. Vonnegut took on various jobs while selling short stories as his family grew. His big break was when his sixth novel, Slaughterhouse-Five, become a commercial success.
Throughout his life, Vonnegut wrote fourteen novels, three short story collections, and five essay collections. His works were predominantly satire and science fiction and contained dark humor.
See the world through his eyes by reading some of the best Kurt Vonnegut quotes and sayings that explores his views on writing, nature, life, death, and more.
Fun fact: Vonnegut drew doodles in many of his books, including his signature asterisk symbol for… well, an “asshole.”
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Most Famous Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
So it goes.
—Slaughterhouse-Five (1969)
This iconic phrase perfectly captures Vonnegut’s philosophy on life, death, and acceptance. With just three words, he reminds us to meet life’s ups and downs with perspective.
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
—Mother Night (1961)
A powerful warning about identity and authenticity—a theme that resonates today more than ever.
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
—Slaughterhouse-Five (1969)
A bittersweet mantra that reflects Vonnegut’s gift for finding beauty even in life’s tragedies.
On Life & Humanity
Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
—God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater (1965)
Vonnegut’s most important rule for life: simple, direct, and endlessly relevant.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
—A Man Without a Country (2005)
A playful reminder not to take life too seriously—find joy in the little things.
We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.
—If This Isn’t Nice, What Is? (2013, posthumous)
Embrace uncertainty and growth; real progress requires courage.
Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard.
(Widely attributed online but no reliable primary source—excluded for authenticity.)
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you’re a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
—Player Piano (1952)
Vonnegut’s satirical take on effort and mediocrity—find a way to stand out, even if it’s unconventional.
On Writing & Creativity
To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
—A Man Without a Country (2005)
An empowering reminder that creativity is for everyone, not just the experts.
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
—Interview, The Paris Review
Humility and humor—every writer struggles, even the greats.
If you want to really hurt you parents, and you don’t have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do is go into the arts.
—Bluebeard (1987)
Classic Vonnegut irreverence: a tongue-in-cheek celebration of the artist’s life.
Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
—Bagombo Snuff Box (1999)
Advice for writers—clarity and motivation are key to good storytelling.
On Humor & Absurdity
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
—Palm Sunday (1981)
A philosophy that finds hope in humor, no matter how tough life gets.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
—Wampeters, Foma & Granfalloons (1974)
A perfect example of Vonnegut’s playful absurdity.
If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
—Repeated in multiple speeches
A gentle prompt to recognize life’s good moments, no matter how small.
On Society & Politics
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
—Palm Sunday (1981)
Vonnegut’s humor often doubled as biting social commentary.
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there is evil organized, then good must organize as well.
—The Sirens of Titan (1959)
He urges us to be proactive and organized in making positive change.
History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again.
—Slapstick (1976)
A reminder to approach history—and the future—with humility.
On Success, Failure, and Advice
Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, ‘It might have been.’
—Cat’s Cradle (1963)
A warning about regret and the cost of inaction.
Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
—Slaughterhouse-Five (1969)
Vonnegut’s existential realism—sometimes life just is.
You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
—Timequake (1997)
A call to resilience and purpose, no matter what you’ve been through.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
—Breakfast of Champions (1973)
His wit shines even in cosmic perspectives.
Commencement Speech Wisdom
The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable.
—From various commencement speeches
Vonnegut urged students to pursue the arts for fulfillment, not just for a paycheck.
I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.’
—Speech at Hobart and William Smith Colleges (1974)
His most repeated graduation advice: recognize joy, savor it, and be grateful.
Take This With You—from Kurt
Kurt Vonnegut’s words continue to enlighten, amuse, and provoke deep thought decades after they were written.
His wit cuts through cynicism, his humanity shines in every observation, and his advice for living—be kind, be curious, be creative—remains as timely as ever. May these quotes spark new ideas, brighten your day, or help you see the world through Vonnegut’s uniquely compassionate lens.
